Jeff’s deep thoughts

No place like home

November 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The crazy man

had to hike up his desert robes

To sit atop the broom he flew upon.

 

And the tornado blew

our tanks in

and they crushed the man

 

A moment of utter silence.

 

And then,

They danced and they sang,

“Ding-dong, Saddam is dead,

The wicked dictator is dead.”

 

Old tribal leaders

We called them munchkins.

Squinted at us in wonder.

 

For a while

they thought.

We were the good witches

after all.

 

They filled up the tanks.

with oil straight out of the ground.

And we road out

down the yellow brick road.

 

Soon it was just us:

Bush in search of a brain

Cheney in search of a heart.

America in search of it’s soul.

 

The lollipop league

left exploding confections

and the man swung from a noose on a tree.

 

The Wizard, he told me

To click my heels together.

And I did and I did and I did.

 

and I am still here.

We are still here.

With out a brain,

a heart,

a soul.

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The mad scientist in the “B” movie explains it all.

November 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The mad scientist

in the “b” movie.

He was the one who helped me understand.

 

He had this white lab coat and oily hair around the ears

and his eyes moved around as if they were stuck in the wrong head.

 

When he explained about matter and anti-matter.

That is when I finally understood.

 

You see

You are the opposite of me.

 

You are the completion of me.

You are the anti-me.

 

And if we touch

When we touch.

 

We will explode.

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